#shady is l o r g e

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

in which @slugsjunk's oc hunker chats with reader-insert and we discover that regular medical berths are not made for phase sixers lmaoo

this is a scene from chp3 of the fic i've been working on :D

[ma1dmer]

League of Legends - Samira NSFW

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): not the best at aftercare, she is very likely to leave you the second you two are done for a job or something, nothing personal, she’ll kiss your cheek and lips and promise to be back as soon as she can

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): she loves watching you two together, wants to prop up a mirror so she can properly watch your body react to her, wants to trail her nails down your stomach and watch you shiver ,wants to see the way your eyes roll to the back of your head when she puts her fingers to work , she’ll coo and moan in your ear about how gorgeous you look together and tell you to keep your eyes on her the entire time otherwise she will stop (she won't)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): likes tasting herself on your lips when you two make out

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): kind of a masochist, she likes the feeling of your nails digging into her back when she pleasures you and likes when you bite down hard enough to leave a mark, she'll definitely show all of these little marks off to others

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): she has a lot of experience and likes to be challenged on it just so she can prove you wrong, to show off how skilled she is at making you become putty for her 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): against a wall, she wants to either wrap herself around you as you hold her up, or show off her strength by slamming you against the wall herself

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): she is very playful, a lot of cheesy pick up lines during foreplay to lighten up the mood

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): she likes to trim everything but a small patch above her slit 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): she can be very romantic before and/or after, but during sex she feels like it just ruins the moment, sex for her is something more casual or transactional,its all about pleasure, that being said she is very passionate and can definitely make you blush if you ask her to be more romantic with you

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): would prefer to have company rather than taking care of things herself, will avoid jacking off and gets extremely cranky if she doesn't get laid

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): sadomasochism, mirror sex, exhibitionism etc

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): she doesn’t have much shame, she’ll pull you just about everywhere if you are comfortable, definitely the type to ask someone walking in on you to stay for the show or join in, probably has a bucket list of the places she's thought of taking you, double entendre 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): she likes being wanted, wants you to show her exactly how much she affects you ,she'll tease you about it ,but won't leave you hanging, she is also very into victory sex, every good job is a reason to celebrate with the coin she acquired and later with you in her bed 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): not much she wouldn't try out at least once

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): loves wrapping her thighs around your head and simply using you like that, grinding against your tongue until you tap out 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): fast and rough, she wants to be slapped or wants to choke you, its always a power struggle for her

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): loves them, in the shadowed corners of a shady bar, or in some alley , she's always pulling you with a giggle and mischief in her eye

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): loves trying out new things to keep your sex life interesting

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): its often that you don't see her for weeks, just disappearing randomly ,so whenever you two do spend time together she'll make sure to thoroughly wreck you ,both to satiate her needs after being away for so long, and to make sure you remember how good she is to you for the next time she leaves

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): she doesn’t see the reason for them personally, but she does make a point of telling you to think of her when you use them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): a big tease, she’ll run her fingers up and down her glass, dipping her fingers in the cup with obvious implication or she'll purr into your ear about how she'll have you crawling for her later, its a game and she is definitely winning

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): she likes hearing herself as much as she likes hearing you, loud and isn't shy about being heard

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): loves some gun and knife play to spice things up, will hold a blade againgst your throat as she grinds herself against your thigh pointedly avoiding touching you where you need her the most

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): she has a high libido a lot of energy and a lot of cockiness, its an explosive cocktail

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): she’ll quietly slip into your room long after you’ve fallen asleep and after she finished her work and silently let herself into your bed 

[nonnieapple]

🌩. . . w e l c o m e . . .🌩

🌧 n a v i g a t i o n:

☂ f a n f i c s . . .

⛈  a d v e n t u r e  t i m e 

 ☾”With Thorns And Honey” (Green Knight x demon reader) r: e    ☾(Oneshot) ☾"Siren Song" (Marshall Lee x reader) r: t ☾(Oneshot) ☾“Strings”  (Marshall Lee x reader) r: t ☾(Oneshot)

☾“Midnight Surf”  (Marshall Lee x reader) r: m ☾(Oneshot- follow up to "Strings")

☁️ a f k j o u r n e y ☾"Wet Leg" (Lyca x g/n!Reader) r: t ☾(Oneshot) ☾"Hook, Line, and Sinker" (Sinbad x trans male!Reader) r: e ☾(Oneshot)

☁️  f i o n n a & c a k e

☾"Mall Emo, Mall Time, Mall Crime!" (human!Marshall Lee x reader) r: t ☾(Oneshot)

⛈ s i l e n t  h i l l / b d b

 ☾”Sin Of The Blade” (Pyramid Head x reader)(Ongoing) r: m     ☾ 13/20 chapters +Bonus

⛈️ t h e a n c i e n t m a g u s' b r i d e⛈️ ☾ "You Get Too Close" (Elias Ainsworth x Male!Reader) r: m ☾ (Oneshot)

⛈ k a m i s a m a k i s s

   ☾  "Peach Pit" (Akura-ou x g/n reader x Tomoe) (Ongoing: Sundays) (Ao3, Quotev) r: m ☾1- A Hanging Branch In A Garden's Home .☾2- Hidden Underneath ..☾3- A Rocky Heart For Breakin' Teeth ...☾4- An Apple Core's Cyanide Seed ....☾5- Long Season Through .....☾6- All This Rotting Fruit ......☾7- Lift Back And See The Darkness Hid .......☾8- Swallowed Up And Angled In ........☾9- Looking Back At Sweetness Dim .........☾10- Leaf And Shady Friend ........☾11- Cool Air Is Gone Again .......☾12- Where'd the Hours Go? .......☾13- Orange Skin Began to Glow ......☾14- Here Stand I .....☾15- Can't Do Otherwise ....☾16 ...☾17 ..☾18 .☾19 ☾20

⛈  t h e  o w l  h o u s e

  ☾”Emperor’s New Clothes” (Emperor Belos x reader)(Ongoing) r: e    ☾1-”Like Gold Dust”      ☾2-”Gold Stars”

  ☾”Howling With The Wolves” (Emperor Belos x oc)(Ongoing) r: m      ☾1-“Between Dog And Wolf”     ☾2-“Life Of A Wolf”, part 1       ☾2-“Life Of A Wolf”, part 2

     ★d r a b b l e s . . .

⛈ d i s e n c h a n t m e n t 

    ↳ “I’ve Bean There” (Queen Tiabeanie x reader) r: t      

⛈  a d v e n t u r e  t i m e

      | “Watermelon Face” (Marshall Lee x reader) r: t

↳ “Cold Comfort” (Marshall Lee x reader) r: g

⚡️ h e a d c a n o n s . . .

⛈️ a f k j o u r n e y

| Reinier x g/n!Reader Headcanons (SFW & NSFW) r: m | Dionel & Scarlita x g/n!Reader Headcanons r: t | Lorsan x g/n!Reader x Bryon Headcanons r: t ↳ Hypogeans & Celestials x g/n!Reader Freeform Headcanons r:m ⛈️ t h e a n c i e n t m a g u s ' b r i d e Elias Ainsworth x g/n!Reader Headcanons

🌧 a b o u t:

  hey, i’m nonnie. anonapple on ao3, and quotev, nonnieapple on wattpad. he/him. fanfic writer when you’re not looking.  i have more wips than god has regrets.

🌧 r u l e s:

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🌧 r e q u e s t s:

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  ⛈  r a t i n g  s y s t e m:  a o 3

[imperfectly360]

A is for angry, b broke c crazy d dirty e envious f fat g gross h horrible I ill j jittery k kleptomaniac l loser m my god n no good o oh please p phony q questionable r raggedy s shady t trouble u Uber v vicious w wide x x- gf y your mom z Zillow

[kohakuhibiki]

Comme le pire c'est que once again ben si ça leak ben ça leak de mon coté. C'est comme ça qu'on gère ses factures. Personne lit sauf les 2-3 personnes en notifications qui sont le monde concerné par ce genre de niaisage. Mais comme sa game chie si a trouve pas un moyen de stalker. Autrement ben, c'est genre le genre de monde qui leak content si y sont po content. J'lui donne la permission (euh comme par contre c'est juste parce-que je peux éponger ce genre d'excès sans faire de drames, comme j'comprend même pas pourquoi j'en parlais pas (ah, le son de la popo), mais bon ça c'est compliqué si tu sais pas leur parler(y te corner, pas de parle pas a la popo s'applique dans ces circonstances a moins de vraiment le savoir (SAVEZ LE). Pis eh boi, ça joue rough ces talks là. Ça joue fucking rough, mais moins que la majorité des jobs clean que j'ai eu. Pourquoi pas niaiser la popo pendant 2 heures pis retourner montrer ton cul la journée même (euh moment p r e s s a n t pis streamer c'est legal si tu déclare comme y faut mais magasine tea plateformes pis tes comptables) si c'est pour me faire chier par tout mes employeurs de job clean 8 heures par jour 365 jours par année. Abjecte. C'est absolument horrible à vivre. Comme garder une job quand tu transitionne shady...well c'est pas comme ellen the grifter 2.0 electric boogaloo pis son histoire de baloney. So much cash pis tu sort pas popa moma en 15 minutes? LOWBALL SHUT T H E F U C K UP. Like that's why I give head instead of pretending being an artist or whatever shit that is happens to be about. W e a l l g i v e h e a d t o p e a k a t s o m e p oint. That bitch ain't special. go blow your nose in your hoarded cash and accademy whatever I don't care about that shit and oh my god can we delete the whole story. I hate when CELEBRITIES do that shit, ARTISTS can handle the pressures celebrities are nothing but grift. Call me jealous if anyone want but if i wrote a book that embarrassing and so jam packed with privilege I'd probably just pretend I'm dead to not face the actual reviews from people who are honest.

[cyborg-franky]

Could I request a full Nsfw Alphabet for Jinbe please?

I love Jinbei I never thought I'd write N/SFW of him but here we are!

N/SFW Under cut

A = Aftercare Such a good guy, chances are he was alot to handle and as you come down from your high you'll need cuddles, maybe some first aid.

B = Body part Bottoms, asses, bums, behinds. He likes bums of all shapes and sizes. Likes to rest his hand on them, squeeze them.

C = Cum Two cocks twice the amount. even if you can't fit both dicks you will get coated by them both regardless. It's very messy. His cum would be thick too.

D = Dirty Secret Into rope, he's a very respectable person so he feels all kinks might be a 'dirty secret'

E = Experience Being as loved and respected as Jimbei you get alot of offers. He's defo had his fair share of lovers.

F = Favourite Position He likes to have his partner ride him, he's sitting up and they are just going to down on his dick. Also from behind where he can have you stuffed with a cock in each hole or in one and rubbing his second one against your ass crack.

G = Goofy No, not at all goofy but he's not overly serious and intimidating either.

H = Hair Super curly like his eyebrows.

I = Intimacy Depending on the relationship you had with him before you got into bed with him, he can either be polite, a gentlemen or very cuddly with his partner.

J = Jack Off Once in awhile when the mood takes him? he's not like MUST DO IT ALL THE TIME just casual.

K = Kink Rope play, he loves it, being tied up himself or doing that with his partner. He finds the act very erotic and sensual and doesn't even need to have sex to have a good time this way.

L = Location Privacy! anywhere private, he believes sex is a very private affair.

M = Motivation A good time, to relax, after some drinks and pleasant conversation, if he clicks with a person.

N = NO Anything that could be seen as shady

O = Oral He prefers to get, he just does and he feels bad that he's not as giving in that area.

P = Pace When you are as big as him and are duel wielding, you gotta have a nice slow pace.

Q = Quickie Relates to pace and how private he is that a quickie isn't his thing.

R = Risk Same as mentioned above but also he would play it safe, he has to be responsibly with alot of his partners.

S = Stamina Could go a few rounds, fishmen do it better after all.

T = Toy He doesn't really 'get them' so doesn't include them into his sex life. Also he has TWO dicks, what more do you want, damn it.

U = Unfair Well behaved and a gentlemen, he doesn't like to tease or be teased.

V = Volume A reserved lover, he doesn't make much sound other then grunts and groans here and there but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy it.

W = Wild Card Will never ever admit it but he likes when his partners are bigger and can top him, it's a rare occurrence.

X = X-Ray TWO DICKS - TWO BIG O' SHARK PEENS

Y = Yearning Low sex drive now he's older.

Z = ZZZ He's pretty good, probably stays awake until his partner is asleep.

[woahitslucyylu]

NSFW Alphabet - Erik ‘Killmonger’ Stevens

Author’s Notes: A few days late, but here it is. I write my alphabets as if I am talking to my frands (which I am), so enjoy it, loves! 

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Don’t expect much if it’s casual - you knew what it was when he was two fingers deep in the Uber. He will be polite, cordial, and a decent host, but don’t expect to lay up. He will absolutely ask you for your number, because he loves options, and is generous to his friends - passing along recommendations of girls worth remembering, buttttttttt, frand, if he loves you…

You. Are. A. Motherfucking. Princess.

He will shower you with cum and cuddles and then leave you to soak in the jacuzzi tub while he rubs your shoulders. He’s a Daddy, so he’s going to take care of you in all aspects after an intense session.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Erik’s favorite body part is his face. His smirk is predatory. A glinting gold-fanged smile leaves a lasting impression.

On his partner, he loves thick - here, there, and everywhere. Big boobs, fat ass, thick thighs - love, love, love; whether it is one or all. Erik is a hunk - muscles for days, and he will easily handle allllll you have to offer.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

Anywhere you let him?

He’s a freak, so it’s been all over your body. His favorites though are in you and your face. He is really into ownership and dominance, and when he has you in the most vulnerable positions, that’s when he gets off the most.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He lost his virginity late - 17, a week before his senior year of high school started. A girl three blocks down from the corner store in his hood. She stayed with her grandma and he had to sneak in through the window. He didn’t start fucking until college and well, those scars are from killing pussies too. Meme

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s for the streets, unless you’re the real deal. Erik is incredibly loyal, because he expects it from you - a true ride or die. If he’s not in a relationship though, well, he’s running trains.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Back shots are his go-to. Watching your ass bounce against his chiseled hips, your lips stretching over him as he glistens from you will have his eyes hooded as he grips your hair reminding you to be a good girl.

Sliding behind you while you do your make-up, hair in a bonnet leaves you late at least twice a week. He presses his dick into your ass as his hands cup your breasts through your chenille robe.

“Just the tip, ma. Just let me feel you.” Pro-tip: It’s never just the tip.

But, even Kill needs intimacy from his girl though, sooo…

If your Baby Girl, he will slow stroke you so deep with your legs draped over his shoulders as he says you look so pretty taking your dick. The pad of his thumb pressed against your throbbing nub. He will bury his face in your neck - nipping your tender skin and burying himself in you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Erik finds humor in your proverbial suffering, when you’re whining and whimpering for more or for a break, but he isn’t cracking jokes and dropping one liners.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s groomed and he smells like a man. I get Dior Sauvage vibes from him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

This is a privilege, but if you’re lucky enough, you’re spoiled. Candles lit, flowers, soft sheets, expensive lingerie - making love is an art for him. He will degrade you in the most loving way as he lets you cum first, second, and third. Your pleasure and your worth make him feel like a man. Loving you correctly is a source of pride for him, and that means you are emotionally taken care of, even in the nastiest scene.

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When you first teased at a FaceTime show, you didn’t know you’d love it so much. Watching Erik left you so overwhelmed, you came hard - moaning his name as you pushed the toy in and out. He loves when you initiate. Knowing you want him validates him and indulging you is something he enjoys doing, so when he’s away for business, he treats you to the shows.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Sex is Erik’s kink. There is very little he doesn’t enjoy in the pursuit of pleasure. Not surprisingly, kinky Kill is reserved for his girl only. It’s a privilege to be tied up in his bed as his heavy hands run over your body, whispering the filthiest thoughts. It’s a privilege to role play in the bar on a spur-of-the-moment trip to New York with a blonde wig and end up bent of the bathroom sink as the game melts into real fucking. It’s a PRIVILEGE to have his submission - the times when he sinks on the bed, calling you with a finger, and he begs you to ride him leave you with heart eyes as you sink onto him, getting drunk on his moans as your ass bounces against his thighs.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Erik is a sucker for baecation sex.

Your melanated skin sparkles in the sun as you lay topless in the southern Pacific sun. The ocean breaks gently against the private dock and the soft R&B lulls your eyes shut behind your large sunglasses. Erik leaned against the door frame, watching your curves against the aquamarine seascape and his dick throbbed. He finished the rum - the sweet liquid icing his throat as he swallowed thickly and padded to your lounged body. His dick rested heavy against his thigh, already hard under his swim trunks, as his hulking frame shadowed you.

“Babe, what are you doing?” You raised your glasses and squinted in the bright sun - a wide smile on your face. He dropped between your knees - your legs falling open to accommodate him as his fingers danced over your warm skin. Your breath caught as the pad of his thumb brushed over your nipple - raising it under his touch, “Oh, so we’re doing that?” You mocked as he lifted your leg over his shoulder, his breath warm against your now-wet bikini bottoms.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Erik’s motivation in life is to dominate, and in the bedroom, that’s no different. He wants to own you in every sense of the word, and vice versa - he wants to be owned by you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Cleanliness is next to godliness, so anything that is actually dirty, Erik is not into. On another note, disloyalty, shadiness, or any evidence of fuckery really just piss him off.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Not all pussy gets eaten, and that’s just really how it is, but for you, giving head is Erik’s solution to most problems and you don’t hate it. Bad day at work? Need attention? Broke a nail? All of it can be solved with his mouth. He loses his breath at the sight of your sticky lips and swollen clit as he brushes his nose against your folds before licking, sucking, and kissing all the places that make your pussy cry with joy.

Overpowering Erik’s dominance is rare, but you on your knees will make him relax and watch as you take him down your throat, gagging and slurping, as your tongue slides over each vein, swirling his mushroomed tip against your full lips. His hand will fist your hair, holding you still, as he thrusts into your throat - saliva dripping as you moan against him. The vibration leaves his dick throbbing as he lets you swallow, greedily enjoying your prize, hard earned from Daddy.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

There’s a time and place for it all and Erik reads the room.

You’ve been acting out, talking shit in front of his friends, kissing your teeth, and stomping through with a bratty attitude, and the only remedy for you is arched on the bed as his heavy hand lands hard on your ass and thighs. The cracking sound of your skin echoes through the room as you count in a weak voice - wetness pooling between your thighs, as he spreads your cheeks. “You just fucking up, so Daddy can fuck you up? Hmm?” He questions as he pushes into you. His question answered with a string of curses sprinkled with moans. “Don’t got shit to say now that I’m deep in my pussy, huh?” He fists your hair, holding you against the comforter, “If you wanted a little dick, just say it, ma.” His chuckle is sinful as his hips snap against you making you forget why you ever had an attitude in the first place.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

If Erik wants you, he will have you. Periodt.

The same, however, also goes for you, and the moments when you just. can’t. wait. leave Erik bustin’ earlier than he wants.

As Erik reached for the door, the locks snapped, leaving the door shut as he tossed you a side glance. This was the fourth stop of the night and your eyes were glassy from liqour as Erik shuffled you between kickbacks. “Come here,” Your hands reached for him, sliding down his t-shirt, resting on his crotch. “Just let me touch it, daddy.” You stretched the syllables as you pulled at his belt, urging it lower. “Come on, no one can see.” His hips rose, jeans sliding down as you pulled him from his boxers. “I just want a little bit.” Your hand jerked him slowly as you slid over him - your thick thighs pressing against the console and the door. He pulled his bottom lip through his teeth - his golds glittering - as you sank slowly onto him. “Just a little bit? You taking the whole thing,” His shirt was pulled under his chin as he watched his dick disappear into you with each rock. “It’s mine. I can take it all.” Your head lazed as Erik’s powerful thrusts took over and your soft moans filled the car.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Erik’s whole life is a risk, sex isn’t any different. Threesomes, orgies, tying people up, being tied up - all of it can find a place in his life.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Realistically, he can go two-three times in a row. During a day, you could give it five or six times if you really wanted it.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Toys aren’t for children and Erik uses them to his advantage. Plugs, vibrators, ties, restraints, lube - all in the drawer beside the bed waiting to be chosen to work your body into a puddle.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Before Erik, you never knew the beauty and power in a delayed release, and with Erik as a teacher, you learned the lessons of edging quite well. He’s a general tease - the build up is half the fun, and unless you’re being punished, he always delivers for you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Erik is nasty and his words alone leave you dripping. His dirty talk is another level of freak, and he leaves you speechless when he says things like…

“Is this my pussy, ma?”

“Your shit drippin’ all over me.”

“Where did you learn to suck dick like this, baby girl?”

“Come on, give me my nut.”

“This tight pussy all mine.”

“Daddy knows the spot, ma.”

The filth that falls from his beautiful mouth leaves you begging for more, but the only thing that matters to you are his moans - hard earned and coveted from being a good girl. The throaty sounds that escape as he bottoms out or you squeeze him gently leave you panting and craving more.

Your acrylic nails raked over his scars - a sharp hiss escaping his mouth - as he pulled your leg over his hip, deepening his thrust. A flex of your walls shut his eyes - a guttural moan slipping out as he stilled himself above you. Your eyes drank in the heavenly sight above you. Loose dreads hung over his face, his lip caught between his teeth - his amber eyes glazed, “Quit playing, baby.” It was barely a whisper as he pulled back, slowly inching from you, when you squeezed him again and another moan echoed through the room.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Intimacy, for Erik, comes in the form of non-sexual activities. Almost anyone can get the dick, but not everyone gets their hand held at the Farmer’s Market while he shops trendy black-owned farms for fresh vegetables, not everyone gets to drive him to urgent care when he chilled with a fever, and not everyone gets the privilege of cleaning on Saturday mornings with 70s funk narrating the choice to use Fabuloso or Pine Sol.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

8-9 inches

Thick

Curved

It bounces when he walks

And it smells good.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He enjoys sex and it keeps him even. He wants you all the time. Of course, there’s real life responsibilities, but in the house, if he wants you, he will take you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This is assuming he only has sex at night or in a bed, but generally, he sleeps when he wants to and that includes after sex too.

[thehanwen]

Quarantine Netflix Recs

Since were all at home watching Netflix I thought I would give my fav show/movie for every letter so everyone has something new to watch. Please send me your own recommendations or make your own alphabet list and tag me! Here goes:

A: Anne with an E- This modern take on Ann of Green Gables is quirky, fun, and dramatic. It has good music, writing and is all around a good watch. It deviates from the books a bit, but keeps the spirit.

B: Broadchurch- If you like crime dramas, this is for you. With one crime spanning the complete first season it delves deep into motive and emotions. David Tennet stars in this tense British mystery. 

C: Cargo- A dystopian zombie apocalypse film set in Australia with a focus on human connection, and sacrifice. This is honestly so different than any other zombie movie I have seen in the best way. 

D: Daybreak- Sticking with the apocalypse theme, daybreak is a humorous view on what happens when a nuke kills all the adults and leaves all the teenagers. Its like if high school was the whole world, but the world had also ended. Strong characters and ‘Ferris Bueller’ esc fourth wall breaks give this show something special. 

E: The Worlds Most Extrodiary Homes- For a change of pace this mindlessly beautiful home reality show shows off architecture that could be classified as art and makes me wonder how anyone can actually live here. If you just want something with no stakes what so ever, this is the eye candy for you.

F: Frontier- A gritty, and dark period piece starring Jason Momoa as the badass outlaw working against the British in the Canadian wilderness. Half political, half survival drama this show focus on the fur trade during the 1700s as well as themes like revenge, family history and love.

I have to do two for F: Feel Good- This emotional comedy is about Mae, a gay, ex-addict comic and her previously straight girlfriend. It is real and emotional and hilarious. It’s filled with amazing characters and amazing writing and explores hard to talk about subjects, including addiction, love, coming out, and family and romanitc relationships. 

G: Godless- A refreshing addition to the western genre. An injuryed outlaw, a headstrong widow, the whole of the wild west. Gritty and dramatic, this mini series is a must watch

H: How it Ends- Another apocalypse film, can you guys see a pattern? This one is less about the event however and more about family. A young man and his future father-in-law travel across the desolate wasteland of the USA to save his fiance. 

I: I am Not Okay with This- A sci-fi coming of age story, based on a comic book, about a young girl who develops mysterious superpowers and is not okay with it. Also shes gay and in love with her best friend, its great.

J: John Mulaney- I assume everyone has already seen all of his specials, but if you haven’t go check them out! They are hilarious and relatable on a deep level. 

K: Klaus- This is my new favorite Christmas movie. Its got wit, charm, great character development and beautiful animation. It’s the first original Christmas movie that I've liked. It gives a new spin to all your favorite Christmas traditions while holding on to the essence of the Christmas spirit.

L: Let it Snow- Based of the book co-written by Maureen Johnson, John Green, and Lauren Myracle this film is a feel good romance with quicky characters that have thier lives changed forever by a snowstorm in their small hometown. Friendships and romances are formed and tested as these teens figure out how to deal with what life throws at them. 

M: Maniac: In an unlikely pair Emma Stone and Jonah Hill work amazingly well together in a drug trial that is supposed to cure all mental illness, of course not everything goes as planned. Our heroes go through multiple stages of the trial and discover their brains are miraculously linked. This series merges multiple genres into something surprisingly cohesive. 

N: National Treasure- “I’m gonna steal the declaration of Independence”

O: The OA- A psychological sci-fi thiller about a blind girl who gets kidnapped and held prisoner by a mad scientist looking for other dimensions. The friends she makes along the way mean everything, but when she gets found not only are they missing, but she can see again.

P: Princess and the Frog- A cute Disney twist of the classic fairy tale. A young woman working hard to buy her own restaurant meets a prince that has been turned into a frog by a shady magic man. But when she kisses him he doesn’t turn human, she turns frog. Together they have to figure out how to get back to being human and along the way they learn what they really need.

Q: apparently I have never watched a single thing on Netflix that starts with Q. So Queer Eye I guess. I’ve never watched it, but I've heard good things.

R: The Rain- After a deadly virus is discovered in the rain, sister and brother, Simone and Rasmus are separted from thier family and hide in a bunker for 6 years. Once they are forced to emerge they discover the world is much different than how they left it and their family wasnt all they thought it was.

S: Sense 8- This sci-fi drama focuses on 8 people from all over the world connected by some kind of psychic link. As they discover the extent of thier new abilities they also find out they aren’t the only ones and some others aren’t so friendly. This series was made with so much love and divotion and it shows throughout. The character development and backstories are rich, the writing is witty and thoughtful and the representation and focus on love above all else is so refreshing. 

T: Tallulah- This drama is dark and witty, while simultaneously being bright and uplifting. When a young drifter kidnaps a baby from a neglectful mother and pretends the baby is hers, her boyfriends mother takes them in. The story is about family and doing the right thing, even when you can’t find the right choice in the grey area.

U: The Umbrella Academy- This series based on a comic book written by Gerard Way is about superheroes with out being about superheroes. They don’t save the day. They can barely save themselves, oh and also the world. Numbered 1-7 these siblings all have their own issues and getting them to work together was the dying wish of their asshole of a father.

V: None? Anyone have any ideas?

W: The Witcher- This series, based on a video game based on a book, is about a mysterious monster hunter and the bard he meets a long the way. Somehow full of action and also full of humor this series delves deep into the history and culture of this fantasy world. 

X, Y, Z: I got nothing guys, but thanks for reading all the way down here. I hope you watch some of these shows and that you send some of your own recs to me! 

Also None of these photos or shows or anything are mine and all belong to their rightful owners

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lol remember my last ask on the vigilante/spy au hybrid, imagine if fem!mc turned into a femme fatale because of this aka james bond meets catwoman or black widow meets catwoman sort of thing? oof and how the dormleaders would react to this kind of mc

TBF BW is already a femme fatale in comics at least. In MCU, it was just in IM2. Based on the prompt list.

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Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle was raised in a secluded way and not having friends other than Chenya and Trey and even they were banned from being friends with him by his mother. He is getting used to the friendship concept recently and is in the learning process.

He falls for (Y/N)’s words and actions at first, thinking that that’s how the friendships work. Though he doesn’t go too far to do what she has asked him and questions her behavior as well so he asks Trey about it.

Riddle is furious when he learns that is not how friendships work and feel betrayed. He avoids (Y/N) as much as he can. But he learned to be a more forgiving person after his overblot episode so he is likely to forgive her if she genuinely apologizes and changes her ways. Otherwise, it is impossible for them to be friends.

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Leona Kingscholar

Leona doesn’t interact much with (Y/N) nor does he actively seek her out. He spends his time napping anyway. He is also a beastman who has more advanced hearing and senses than humans.

One day, Leona woke up from his nap time when (Y/N) was around and heard her tell a blatant lie to someone else without showing any lying signs such as getting hotter or increased heart rate. He doesn’t mind it until it repeats again.

Leona doesn’t care what (Y/N) does or how she behaves as long as it doesn’t involve him but he will have his guard up when (Y/N) talks to him or someone from his dorm.

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Azul Ashengrotto

Azul the Shady Man senses something off about (Y/N), the way she talks, dresses and behaves. He is most likely to see her façade since he has a similar mask. So he asks the twins to follow her around.

The twins don’t anything on her because she somehow managed to get away from Floyd’s hug and avoid looking into Jade’s eye. This just makes her even more intriguing and suspicious.

Azul calls for (Y/N) and offers her a job to get people to make a deal. He doesn’t know her full caliber but he understands some of her skills which would be useful for his contracts and anything can be a business opportunity.

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Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim has a good heart and likes to believe others are the same or they have a chance to be a better person.

Kalim is likely to believe everything (Y/N) says and thinks her actions have good intentions all the time, ignoring manipulative tendencies.

Jamil will get between (Y/N) and Kalim but Kalim will tell him that he has faith in her and that she could be a better person.

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Vil Schönheit

Vil is a world-famous actor and model. He has encountered a lot of people who tried to take advantage of him and his status so he is used to that type of treatment.

When he sees (Y/N), he knows that she has been trained physically based on her muscles and all the topics she talks about. He also noticed her manipulative tendencies as well and finds her suspicious.

Vil asks Rook to follow (Y/N) around but it is futile as (Y/N) manages to dodge him. Because of the first plan failing, Vil brews a potion that will make her tell the truth so he would know who she really is. Though it is not certain if it works for her.

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Idia Shroud

Idia is in multiple fandoms and reads graphical novels (manga is certain and comics if they exist in TW).

He can learn about anyone in a matter of seconds and he researches about (Y/N) once she tries to get close to him. He learns the way she talks to everyone and how she has behaved since she arrived in TW.

Once Idia learns (Y/N) is a femme fatale just like the ones he read and watched, he is ecstatic and nerds out. He doesn’t care if she is dangerous or anything. He is just excited that he met someone who is like a came-out-of-fiction.

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Malleus Draconia

Malleus is crown prince and centuries years old fae. He was taught about how humans can be deceptive and how many people would try to manipulate him in order to get the favors of royals.

Malleus finds it amusing when he observes (Y/N) get away with something naughty and use her charms to get what she wants. He even indulges in her games when she acts towards him that way until to a point. Then he gets angry at her.

Briefly, Malleus enjoys it when she does her thing to others but it is best if she does not test him and wake the dragon.

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Dabi NSFW Alphabet

Sexual content ahead! :D please don’t read if it makes you at all uncomfortable and you are not over 18+ thank you!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) He’s a sadistic fuck, and if you need something, he won’t be a gentlemen about it. “Go get it yourself. You’ve got legs.” Even if your legs are feeling like jelly from the harsh fucking he’d just done on you, he still won’t go get it for you. Then when you get back... “Hey, think you could get me some water too?” At that point you’ll throw the water you got for yourself at his face, grab your underwear and lock yourself in the shower. When you come out there’s usually a water bottle waiting for you. He just likes seeing you angry.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) since his skin is burnt up, he doesn’t find himself attractive, and has been called a freak and ugly multiple times. He likes his hands. His hands are where his flames come from and even if he thinks he’s weak, he knows his flames are very powerful. He likes your smile. Cheesy i know. In his dark world your smile brightens up everything, and gives him strength to keep pushing harder. You also support his dream, and when you smile. He knows you’re always by his side even when you aren’t physically.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He likes to spread his cum all over you, and cum in your mouth. He likes to look down on you while you’re on your knees in front of him and praise you. “Awe would you look at that? The princess is dirty. This look suits you better.” And when he cums on your back or your stomach, he’ll spread it around with your hand and heat up his hand s little to make you squirm at the feeling of his cum and the heat.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He’s sadistic, and his dirty secret is that he wants to burn you. He wants to hold your hips and permanently mark your body with his hands. When he sees you naked, and then looks down at the scarred hand prints on your hips, it’ll make his chest full with pride. It’ll also make a grin spread across his face. “Looks good. Soon enough we’ll match.” Thats a very romantic coming from Dabi.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) He’s a villain, and because of his scars he runs off everyone. Nobody thinks he’s attractive. But he’s had at minimum one or two experiences, so he’s not a god, but he knows what he’s doing. There’s no scaring on his love parts. That’s a plus. Meeting you though, he’s gotten to unleash his wild side.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) doggy. Definitely. He will grab your hips with one hand and brutally slam into you while his other hand is around your neck, squeezing it tightly while you beg and choke on your saliva and moans. He’s also a fan of seeing you on top. Laying on his back with his arms behind his head watching you use him to pleasure yourself. It really gets him off.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) seriously. Never goofy. The thing he does is tease you, mock you, and degrade you, even though he doesn’t mean any of it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) He keeps it very well shaved. You never see any stubble ever, it’s almost like he shaves it everyday. His hair colors black right? So why would there be any reason to constantly shave... unless? It’s naturally red and doesn’t want you to know it? :o

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) he’s a villain, and is not used to being a nice guy. Dating you has made him yearn more for intimacy, but he’s still not affectionate during sex. If he’s upset he’ll be more rough and demanding. If he’s in a good mood he’ll occasionally kiss your shoulders and your hands. Always during sex though, he’ll make out heavily with you. Whether it’s angry or loving.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He has other things to focus on rather than sex. He’s usually only ever turned on if you’re there with him doing something lewd, or bending over for him to get a sexy view of your ass. If he does get horny, he’ll tease you after he’s finished. By sending you a text and a teasing picture of his softening cock in is hand with cum spread on his rough hands. “You’re not doing your job. I might have to fire you. Literally.” Of course this is a joke just to get under your skin.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Fireplay, Master/Slave, sadist, smacking you (not in an abusive way like spanking, etc.) and likes risk. He’s also not opposed to exhibitionism. If he’s horny and you’re casually talking to Toga or Twice or having a drink with Shigaraki, he will shamelessly pull your pants down and start right there. He wants to use his flames and touch you all over until you’re crying that it hurts and begging him to stop. He likes hurting you, but knows when you’re extremely serious or when you’re just in the moment.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) anywhere. He doesn’t care. Unless it’s somewhere extremely public with like civilians where they can see and recognize him. He’s a villain after all. People know his face. He doesn’t wanna go to jail for having sex with you in public. He’d rather go to jail for doing a sinister crime. You always help him with getting away though. Sure you’re a good person and not a villain, but you still love the man. You understand his will to follow stains ideology. You agree. Just not with the killing part. He also likes to do it in the bedroom and especially in the bath. Feeling warm water on his scarred skin relaxes him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) your ass gets him going, and your waist. He loves dropping things on purpose and watching you bend over to pick it up. He gets especially hard when you’re wearing a skirt and he can see your panties. Another turn on is when you’re wearing a dress or skirt with no panties on underneath. It gets him angry when you’re out in public like that, but then he punishes you and makes you leave it on. Eventually, he’ll burn the skirt off.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) daddy kink, he has a bad experience with his father so he doesn’t want to be reminded. Threesomes. He’s a bit possessive over you. You’re probably the only good thing in his life and the only person who’s ever stood beside him through every fucked up thing he did. If you did have a threesome, he would have to kill whoever touched you. He’d also be one of those people to get very irritated hearing about your exes and want to kill them.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) receiving. Like I said before, Dabi is very sadistic and likes to face fuck you. You have to learn how to not have a gag reflex when you decide to engage sexually with the villain. He’ll occasionally give it to you. He’s really good at it, but feels you won’t enjoy it due to his scarred skin. However, you love feeling those staples near his mouth just rub against you giving you a cool sensation. Never gets old.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He’s always fast and rough, unless he wants to tease you and make you beg for it. Then he’ll be slow, but harsher than before. Expect your thighs or ass to be red and flushed when he’s done. Sometimes when he’s upset he’ll just ignore foreplay and fuck you as hard as he can to rid himself of his angry thoughts. When you’re upset he’ll try to take things a bit slower, giving you kisses and praising you, which is a bit rare.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) not opposed to them. But doesn’t do it often. You’re usually away at work while he’s doing villainous stuff, and at night is when you both really get frisky. If you’re about to go to work and he breaks into your house (he has a key) he’ll push you against the wall after you’re already dressed, groomed, and clean. Afterwards, he’ll leave and say thanks, then demand you come see him later. You’re always late to work when that happens.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) he’s willing to try things at least once. As long as you’re ok with it. He’s gonna tell you what he’s thinking about first and if you’re seriously opposed to it, he won’t, but if there’s a slight on the rail chance, he’ll try and manipulate you to do it. The sex is still always amazing.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) probably two or three. He lasts a long time. Usually you’ll have came about two or three times before he even cums once. He degrades you about how you don’t make him cum quickly and that you’re too slow. “Better catch up if you wanna keep rollin’ with me, sweetheart.” He mock you, but he loves you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) will never let you use any on him. He’d turn whatever it was to ash before it happened. He’s bought toys for you. Sometimes when you go out together to the mall and he’s wearing his big baggy jacket and some glasses to hide his face, he’ll sneakily slide his hands in your pants or up your skirt and slip a vibrator inside and turn it on. It’s his favorite thing to do to make you angry and frustrated.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) he loves to tease you. If you’ve done something to especially piss him off, sometimes he’ll sneak into your house, or visit you at work looking shady as fuck and over stimulate you until you’re right on the edge of cumming. Then he’ll leave. He passively teases you a lot. “I’m so sore from work... ugh.” “I know something that’ll make you even sorer. Then you won’t be bitching about work and only focusing on me.” He gets jealous.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) very quiet, but will tease you by moaning and whispering your name in your ear while he fucks you. He grunts and pants a lot, groaning occasionally and making a sly comment on you tightening around him. “Oh, isn’t that something? You’re tightening around me. Are you getting close, sweetheart?” Something that really gets him moaning is when you roughly kiss his scarred skin where his staples are. He’s a little sensitive there and gets embarrassed when you tell him he’s beautiful. He won’t believe you, but do it anyways.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) likes to buy you clothes. And by buy. I mean steal. Sometimes he rips your panties and you mourn the loss of one of your favorite pairs of panties. You’d think he would steal only sexy underwear. But he mainly tried to get stuff you’re going to be comfortable in. And when you’re about to do it, and he’s taking off your panties and he notices it’s the ones he got you, he’ll feel happy, and won’t rip or burn that pair off. He also likes to get you nice work clothes and jewelry. That way when people see the new outfits you can brag about it and tell them your boyfriend “bought” it for you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He’s pretty big. He’s above average and has girth to him. Sure he hasn’t had a whole lot of experience, but god, sex with him made you feel a certain way. If he ever cums inside you and you stand up afterwards, it’s all coming out, he stretches you perfectly. There’s also no scars or piercings down there.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) this dude has a very naughty mind when it comes to you. He has a very high sex drive for you. He’s never been interested in sex. He usually had more important things to do. Like committing crimes, taunting heroes, and carrying out orders from Shigaraki as the commander of an elite team of villains.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) he doesn’t get a lot of sleep, but usually after sex he gets pretty tired. He’ll be laying with you in bed both completely naked under the covers. Your head will be on his chest and he’ll have his arm around you on his back. He’ll nod off and try to stay awake, but eventually he’ll be out like a light. It’s always funny watching him try to stay awake and then falling asleep with his head lulling to the side with his lips parted. It’s very cute.

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plain clothes cops came to my house to concern troll about criminality in my area 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 we were just worried 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 about the fact there might be j u n k i e s..........d r u g u s e..........here on your doorstep 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 we want you to feel safe 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 any h o m e l e s s guy could wander in 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

piss off copper am no a snitch I have neither eyes nor ears I've not seen nothing nor nowt

(I live down a dark and somewhat shady alley with a broken light and a broken lock on the alley door. and sure there have been times I've had to step over someone shooting up in the alley. but they've never been less than entirely polite and anyway in the winter I'd rather they shot up under a roof than in the open street.)

[vessel-of-immoderation]

lfrp kasmir calili

ᛃ THE BASICS ––– –– –

   Occupation: Herbalist    Hobbies: Foraging, Getting absolutely wrecked by fauna she accidentally disturbs, Baths (baths is a hobby), Cooking, Tenderly patching people up while calling them idiots, Knitting, Gardening    Race: Miqo'te//Keeper    Sexuality: Moronsexual    Relationship Status: Single    Languages: Common, some huntspeak  

ᛃ PERSONAL ––– –– –

   Residence: A cottage in South Shroud, overlooking Urth’s Fount. Also has an apartment in the Lavender Beds.    Place of Work: Wherever there are idiots who are magnetically attracted to the sharp end of everything.   Birthplace: The Shroud    Fears: Being insignificant, underwater caves, being badly burned

ᛃ APPEARANCE ––– –– –

   Height: 5 ft    Build: Curvy    Age: 29    Gender: Female    Skin tone: She black    Eye color: Gold    Hair color: Violet/teal    Distinguishing Marks: Gold tattoos across ribs, hips, thighs; Gold sigils on palms, scarred palms.    Common Accessories: Worn leather bag, Silver cigarette case, Lots of gold jewelry, more and more often a large carved walking stick.

ᛃ BODY LANGUAGE ––– –– –

   Walk: Slow, tentative unless she's being guided or knows the area well.    Voice: Low, slightly teasing, with a drawl.    Tics or Mannerisms: Keeps her hands busy if she's nervous: playing with jewelry, picking at her clothes, clicking her claws together. Obviously very tactile, quick to initiate touch with people via leaning on, grabbing arms, pinching.    Smell: P l a n t s, dirt, strongly herbal. Hints of jasmine from the oils she uses for her hair.    Posture: Relaxed, tendency towards slouching.    Disabilities: Blind, completely with no cheating. M O R O N S E X U A L. No magical abilities. Extremely prone to aether and sun sickness.

ᛃ RP HOOKS ––– –– –

   Herbalist and Healer: She has a remedy for nearly everything and can patch up anything short of mortal wounds. Kasmir also just loves talking about plants and their various uses.    Sealing Tattoos: If you manage to get a look at her palms, you'll notice that they're very specific designs: shining gold on top of thick scars. It may take a few drinks and a lot of time to get her to open up about them.    "Didn't you used to...?": Recognize her as the consort of an unnamed government official? Catch her reading fortunes? Tucking vials of illicit substances into the palms of shady looking individuals?

What's goin' on in there?: Got the ability to see aether? Can you sense when something's fucky? You'll probably notice something very off about hers, or the lack thereof.

ᛃ LOOKING FOR ––– –– –

   Foraging Chaperone: Sometimes she gets tired of having a treant knock her down a ravine. Be her eyes and her muscle, as much as she doesn't want to admit she needs either.    Pain Relief: Kasmir is in constant, full-body pain. Various herbs and tinctures work until they don't, and some have terrible withdrawals. If you're peddling something to soothe the fire in her nerves, she'll be your best friend.     Withdrawal Babysitter: When the drugs stop working, so does she. It's not uncommon for her to rip into and try to dig out her sigils, fight anyone and everyone she can get at, and try to throw herself from high places. This is the angst option, and generally requires some level of trust between Kas and the Adult™️.    The One that Doesn't Listen: Look, she's a grump. She'll patch you up and tell you to fuck off. Or she'll fuck you and tell you to fuck off. It's not that she prefers to be alone, she just doesn't understand much else. Stick around sometimes, don't make a big deal about helping her with things (pushing something she's reaching for closer, taking some of the things she's carrying, washing her hair), compliment her plants-- she'll warm up.     VILLAINS: Okay this is more player than character but just g o d give me the baddies. I want some darkness and violence and BAD STUFF.

ᛃ ABOUT THE PLAYER ––– –– –

  Who I am: I am a Mess. That's it.    Server: Balmung, Crystal    Time Zone: EST    Availability: Open forever. I make my own schedule.    Writing Style: Variable. I try to match whatever my partner does. I can have a pretty prose-y writing voice so be warned.    Platforms: Discord for now. My PC bit the dust so I am stuck for a bit. "Oh Mama#3488"

ᛃ OOC INFO ––– –– –

No underage players.

No underage characters. There's really no reason mine would be around children-- she barely likes being around adults.

No weird/possessive/stalkerish behavior OOC. Just be cool, man.

I'm absolutely fine with AU bubbles. We don't have to be canon in each other's lore-- that's a big step! Sometimes we all just wanna have some fun writing.

Slow to respond? Bich me too, tf. Who cares. Write when the mood strikes you! If I'm chatting with you between posts please don't take that as some passive sign that I want you to post! I'm just chatty.

I think that's everything. Honestly just hmu for whatever, y'all. I'm fairly easy to work with and usually down for anything~!

boosty bros, pls! @mooglemeet​ @balmungrp​ @crystalxivrp​ @balmungroleplayers-blog​​ @ffxiv-crystal-rp​​

[yandere-romanticaa]

Dazai Osamu.

yandere! alphabet

@dazailover2020 and several others asked: Could you please do the yandere alphabet for Dazai?

A - Attribute: What brought on this side of them? What made them suddenly click?

It was most likely the moment he knew that he could trust his darling. He had asked them to do something for him, and even with his odd behaviour they still completed the task without question...

B - Blood: If they're extreme, how messy are they willing to get?

If I'm being totally honest with you, Dazai would much rather keep his hands clean but he will play dirty. Killing someone off, to him at least, should be a bit easier with simple poison, rather then to just hunt them down and stab them to death. Nah, he has better things to do! He will enjoy the hunt though, but when he catches his rival, they are done for.

C - Cope: Do they try to deal with this jelaousy sooner so that they don't lash out?

I imagine that when Dazai gets jelaous, he becomes incredibly cold. His gaze is no longer warm and playful, but instead it is filled with absolute rage. And on his face is no longer that carefree smile his s/o is so used to seeing, but instead it's a smile full of malice and ill intent. He will try not to take out his anger on his s/o, just as long as they behave that is. One wrong move, and Dazai will be forced to be just a little bit more strict...

D - Death: Do they feel any sorrow for their victims at all?

The answer is a stone cold no. He feels no remorse for the vile pigs that try to take his precious darling away from him. They got what they deserved in the end.

E - Earnest: Are they intense?

Dazai is the very definition of tense, but he is too unpredictable when it comes to it. One moment he is the flirty, cheerful guy that everyone adores, while the next moment he might as well have a knife pressed against his darlings little throat.

F - Fight: How would they feel if you fought back against them?

Dazai would find this amusing, adorable even. Oh, his little princess thinks that she can get away from him? Two can play that game sweetheart~. He hates disobedience but damn does he love a fun little game of cat and mouse!

G - Game: How much would they enjoy watching you run and have a fearfulexpression?

Dazai is a sadist, but if his darling is well behaved he will treat them nicely and he only wants them to be happy. But, Dazai makes it crystal clear that he is the dominant one and if s/o ever steps out of line... Well, he will definetly make them scream in more ways then one.

H - Hell: What would be your worst expirience with them?

Honestly, every time he's pissed is absolutely horrible. There isn't a single worst time because after each and every session he is just as brutal as ever. It's just smarter to avoid this side of his altogether, but it's just impossible to cometely avoid it...

I - Iron: How emotionally stable would you be throught the events that unfold?

If we're talking about Port Mafia! Dazai, he is then a lot more twisted, cruel and maybe even a little insane. ADA! Dazai though has his mind intact. Even when he is at his worst, Dazai is still completely sane and he is fully aware of what he is doing. He's aware of the pain he is causing, he is aware that he is hurting other people, but that just doesn't matter.

J - Jet: How fast would it happen for them to go yandere?

Faster then he would like to admit. He first finds his darling to be absolutely adorable but over time it has become painful for him to be separated from his little belladonna. He's amazed at how another human being was able to pique his interest for so long, and because of that he becomes a full blown yandere rather quickly.

K - Kill: Would they hurt anyone to get you?

Of course he would! And his techniques of doing so always vary, so better be careful with him! He gets a real kick out of messing with his victims as well so things can go out of hand at times...

L - Lonely: How much loneliness would they feel if you two were apart?

He can be so dramatic when it comes to this, it's almost even funny. He'll complain non stop to Kunikida, Atsushi and everyone else in the agency of just how much he misses his darling, how his poor heart will stop beating if he is separated from her for too long...! But one thing is for sure, the moment Dazai sees his s/o again, they better be prepared for cuddles that go on for hours!

M - Might: How agressive would they be towards you?

Ah, he can be really damn scary and harsh, but only when he needs to be. He would prefer that his s/o learns right from the get go to behave, but a single mistep is enough for Dazai to snap.

N - Next: Would they ever move on after you?

He wouldn't be able to, simple as that. His s/o is his raison d'etre, his ikigai, his soulmate. Dazai has waited far too long for his prayers to be answered, and with s/o by his side things just feel right. He is not alone and he can love and be loved.

O - Opression: How many rights would they take away from you?

Quite a lot actually. Even if his darling is always perfect, even if his darling obeys every single one of his wishes, they shall still lose all of their freedom and conections with the outside world. They don't need that anyway, not when they have Dazai.

P - Prize: Would they conzider this a game?

He would at the beggining, but later on he just wants his darling to just be his and he will put an end to this little game once and for all.

Q - Quality: Would they be secretive or flashy about what they do?

He's subtle, he'd rather avoid trouble. He does love it when other people notice the bruises and hickeys on s/o's neck though, but that's as far as he's willing to go.

R - Rain: Would they keep you trapped inside forever?

Yes. The only time when s/o is allowed to go out though is when Dazai takes them out on a date or a little walk. Nothing else is needed, especially if they can just enjoy the comfort of home!

S - Stalker: Would they stalk you? How intense would it go?

Heck yes. Dazai is a pretty big stalker, but he doesn't exactly have the time to always follow his s/o around. If the oppurtunity shows up he will take it, but he has just hidden all sorts of cameras and recording devices in s/o's house, clothes, phone...

T - Turmoil: Would they force you to team up with them?

Depends on the task. If it's too dangerous that it is out of the question, but he'll be more then happy to let his s/o help him when it comes to paperwork and such!

U - Usage: Would they use you to get what they desire?

Well, considering that his s/o is the only thing he truly desires, then no he would not.

V - Version: Would they do anything diffirent from the classic yandere?

Hmm, well considering that he has more conections then your average yandere, most likely! The guy is shady as Hell, but he knows even shadier people who owe his massive debts and favours...

W - Wild card: A random yandere headcanon.

He loves seeing his s/o in cute costumes, but what he loves the most is seeing them in cat ears. He just finds it adorable and sexy at the same time, you know?

X - Xenophobia: How much would they get angry from their jelaousy?

Dazai's anger is bitter and cold, and whenever he feels jelaous he is quick to become touchy. He'll make out with his s/o right in the middle of the street if it's needed, just as long as his point gets across.

Y - Yandere: How many crimes would they commit?

Quite a lot, but they would all be really well covered. No one would know about them, not even the ADA.

[fatuainmontem]

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 : @biochipped​ // VAL

❛ take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ❜

       EL COYOTE COJO is buzzing as usual – she feels strangely at home here, strangely at peace, her formal blazer and slacks replaced by a pair of ripped jeans and a silk blouse. Still STANDING OUT, but the locals know her. Most of them V knows too. Not the girl at one of the tables, though. There’s a particular kind of elegance in the way she moves, dignified and self-assured, like she owns the place – THE CITY. Like she’s entering a board meeting, a smile on her lips and a data tablet in her EXQUISITELY MANICURED hands. 

        ❝ Whatever you want, you don’t look like you’ve got the eddies for it. ❞ He voice is calm, POINT-BLANK, emotionless. Valerie cuts it short, down to biz, but she does sit down. Normally, she’d take a shot of tequila or a beer. Not today. She’s WATCHFUL.  Undaunted, however, for ironically enough she knows every inch of this place despite not really belonging here. Most locals tend to DESPISE corporations and their employees – mostly for their own lost chances, incomplete educations, shady business that isn’t paid half as well and millions of other things. The woman in front of her doesn’t look very FRIENDLY either – an eyebrow is raised as V examines her closely. Hostile AND lacking any sense of style. She seems to be in a for a real treat tonight. 

         ❝ Spill it. Make it short, too. I’ve got places to be. ❞ Like a spacious LUXURY APARTMENT with a bottle of fine scotch and a giant TV screen awaiting her attention. 

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Gimme a K Street Job

leverage 5.05

lemme just start by addressing the episode synopsis: “to take down a competitive cheerleading company which profits by putting teenage girls at risk, the team must tackle their most corrupt foe yet: congress”

y’all they went SO HARD for 2012 and I stan them SO HARD for that

- - - - -

Parker (into video camera on phone): Do you hate me? You hate me. Is that why you’re making me—

[Leverage Headquarters]

Parker (on display): —do this?

Nate: No, Par-Parker, these girls... they need a coach, and you’re the best gymnast I know.

Hardison: Besides, it puts you on the inside at Pep H.Q. In D.C. They’re running cheer camp for the next week up until championship.

Parker: But they’re teenage girls. What do I know about teenage girls?

Nate: You were a teenage girl?

Parker: Only sort of

parker I guarantee you’ll be in your element soon enough

but, in the meantime, parker complaining to nate like an offended child to a parent is everything

- - - - -

Sophie: Look, did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet. It’s unbelievable.

Parker: I know, right? 20 feet? Psh! Walk it off.

Sophie: Parker, you do know that normal people don’t just “walk off” a 20-foot fall, right?

Parker: So... all those times I pushed Hardison off a building and he was all “aah!”... he wasn’t just being funny?

(Hardison shakes his head)

Eliot: I thought it was funny, Parker.

Hardison: No way in hell was it funny.

Eliot: You’re always upside down, man.

Hardison: I fell off a building. I was upside...

Eliot: Like a Himalayan tree frog.

Hardison: You calling me a frog? You calling me a damn frog? Say it again. Say it to my face

I’d die for this chaotic ot3

eliot “I thought it was funny” spencer made sure to both reassure parker and fuck with hardison in the saME B R E A T H

- - - - -

Nate: Ah, there’s the crux of the problem right there. Technically, legally, cheerleading is not a sport. It’s an activity.

Sophie: What’s the difference?

Eliot: A sport has legally mandated safety standards.

Nate: Yes, and a for-profit company cannot run a sport, which is why pep wants to keep Competitive cheer from becoming a sport.

I don’t know why I was expecting someone to bash cheerleading the show had never ever let me down and I should have known better

- - - - -

Sophie: Ah, I love government. Shady deals, back-room meetings... It is grifter paradise.

Eliot: This is wrong. We work outside the law, not smack-dab in the middle of it.

Nate: Relax, Eliot. Elected officials are the easiest marks in the world. Between their ego, the greed, and the politics... More hooks than a bait shop

another fucked up government episode let’s go

- - - - -

Eliot: Right. Assuming it passes.

Hardison: Assuming what? It’s a bill to keep high-school girls out of wheelchairs. Who’s gonna vote against it?

[Congressional Meeting]

LeGrange: Ladies and gentlemen, this bill is a staggering... I say a staggering overreach of government power.

Eliot: You were saying

eliot is smug and loves proving hardison wrong on principle

- - - - -

LeGrange: Now, I was a quarterback in high school, so I think I know a thing or two about cheerleaders. And one thing I know is that they do not want big government getting all up in their business.

(Barron and Snyder enter the room)

LeGrange: Cheerleaders are strong, independent young women. They don’t need a bunch of white-haired old men from Washington telling them what to do. They don’t need a nanny state dictating their every move

this whole thing was so gross wtf

- - - - -

(Hardison uses his phone to create feedback on the sound system. A technician struggles to fix it while Hardison hands Eliot his phone)

Hardison: Just press this button.

LeGrange: I said, who knows what...

(Eliot presses button and the feedback gets worse)

they lowkey grinned at each other when they did it ,,,

they’re a chaotic duo that thrives on fucking with people and I stan them so hard for it

two words: assholery boyfriends

- - - - -

Nate: No, not... not marks. Elected officials. We do this right, we’ll have them eating out of our hand by dinner.

(hours later, Hardison enters looking exhausted. The others are seated around looking tired as well)

Eliot: “Eating out of our hand by dinner,” huh?

Hardison (sits down): Anybody else feel like we’ve been chewed up and spit out

and that’s government, people

- - - - -

Sophie: I like stealing things that are real. Cash... of course. Land... sure. Art... yes, please. Corn subsidies? Not so much.

let sophie steal expensive art from rich snobs pls it’s what she deserves

- - - - -

Girl: Um, coach?

Parker: Right! Okay, who’s up for some basic gymnastics drills?

(Parker presses a button and LASER light lines shine between orange cones. A girl in the back raises her hand)

Parker: Yes. You. What are you called?

Madison: Madison. Can I be excused? I don’t feel well.

Parker: But... We have... laser grid, Madison. Laser grid. Huh?

(on phone call)

Parker: They’re so jaded

I hope they still learned how to dodge lasers at the end

also ,,, THEIR PERFORMANCE WAS SO GOOD AT THE END PARKER TAUGHT THEM SO WELL

- - - - -

LeGrange: No, no. Listen carefully, son. Now, people don’t donate to me to buy my vote. People donate to me because they already know how I’m gonna vote. People donate to me because of my integrity. Now, if your people are interested in me, I’m happy to have your money. But if you think you can buy a vote off of J.J. LeGrange, well, you got another think coming.

[Empty Office]

Sophie: You mean...

Eliot: Yeah, I mean the guy’s got integrity. Elected official or not, you can’t con an honest man

congressman: *is honorable*

eliot:

sophie:

hardison:

nate:

*team collectively embodies the surprised pikachu meme*

- - - - -

Nate: Okay, so what’s your next play?

Eliot: Well, you’re supposed to be the mastermind. He doesn’t want power. He doesn’t want money. Maybe he really is an honest man.

Nate: Everyone has a hook, Eliot. Everyone has a weakness you can exploit.

Eliot: Do you?

Nate: No. You?

Eliot: No. Look, maybe this doesn’t fit into your world view, Nate, but there are some people out there that just want to serve. Trust me. I served with them.

Nate: Okay. Well, if all they want to do is serve, you can exploit that, too.

they totally have hooks and it’s the team but smh act like y’all are untouchable whatever

- - - - -

(Parker turns on a light in Ashley’s face)

Ashley: Madison talked to me in confidence.

Parker: A big word for a little girl.

Nate: Where’s Madison?

(Parker leans down into Ashley’s face, growling)

she literally G R O W L E D LMFAO

- - - - -

Parker: Madison? Madis... (sees Madison) Madison, hey, what are you doing down here? (helps Madison up) Everybody’s freaking out. Come on, we got to get you to the competition.

Madison (jerks away): I don’t want to compete.

Parker: What? Why not?

Madison: I don’t want to mess up again.

Parker: What are you talking about? When do you mess up? You’re great.

Madison: Seriously?

Parker: Oh. You were Marcy’s spotter.

Madison: I don’t know what went wrong. We’d done it a hundred times. Everything was going perfectly. (sits down) I just don’t want anyone else to get hurt.

(Nate clears his voice. Parker sits beside Madison)

Parker: Look... I’m not afraid of heights or falling or... Anything I probably should be. But do you know what I am afraid of? Letting down the people I care about. Look, you don’t have to compete if you don’t want to compete. But I think your friends are gonna feel a lot safer knowing that you’re there, instead of having no one there.

(Madison nods)

Parker: Right? Did, uh, that work? Because I kind of got to get all the way up to the roof, so... (leaves the area)

parker NEVER would have been able to be vulnerable and understanding like that in the earlier seasons and we are SO PROUD of her and her character growth

+

“But do you know what I am afraid of? Letting down the people I care about.”

SHE LOVES HER FAMILY SO MUCH AND NEVER WANTS ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO THEM

also ,,, nate’s fond look at her when she’s saying this ??? im soft

- - - - -

Cheerleader: Ready! Ready!

Announcer: Let’s hear it for the MHS Badgers!

Announcer: Ready! Ready! Let’s go!

Nate: Ready?

[Congresswoman Berkus’ Office]

Hardison: Ready.

[Sophie’s Office]

Sophie: Ready.

[Hallway]

Eliot: Ready.

[Pep Athletics Headquarters]

Parker: Ready.

Nate: Let’s go.

they’re so extra I love them

- - - - -

Ashley: Where’s coach?

Madison: She’ll be here. She won’t let us down.

Man: Wolves, you’re up.

Female announcer: Let’s give it up for the Wolves.

Parker: I’m here! I’m here! I’m here! All right, let’s huddle up. I bet you guys could use a pep talk right about now, huh?

(cheerleaders agree)

Parker: For Marcy?

Madison: For Marcy.

Parker: Go, wolves.

All: Go-o-o-o, wolves!

(cheerleaders perform an outstanding routine. Barron approaches Nate as he watches)

parker THRIVED during this episode and you can’t change my mind

- - - - -

parker watching over the cheer team with pride is my religion

- - - - -

also BIG PROPS to the producers that showed male cheerleaders too

- - - - -

LeGrange: Hi. (to Parker) How are you? J.J. LeGrange.

Parker: I don’t vote.

parker is chaotic and we love her for it

- - - - -

Hardison: And what was that about?

Sophie: Huh? Oh, I was j... I was, um, just planning a little trip to the gulf. The military are breaking ground on Fort Devereaux.

Hardison: Fort Devereaux?

Sophie: Mm-hmm. I love government.

Parker: Missed you guys this week. Good game.

I WANNA SEE FORT DEVERAUX

also parker wrapping her arms around sophie and hardison, happy to have her people and admitting that she missed them? the pOWER

- - - - -

Nate: Good job on this one.

Eliot: I know what you’re trying to do, Nate. You could have told me how to hook LeGrange the whole time, but you wanted to see if I could figure it out on my own. I trust someday very, very soon, you’re gonna tell me what kind of game you’re playing.

Nate: Good job on this one.

(Nate walks away. Eliot smiles, but watches him walk away)

eliot’s bashful little smile at the end is everything

[misanthropecopy]

Verse: Walk in The Valley of Kings

So I’ve been mulling over this verse for a hot minute and I think it is time to officially make it a thing. 

This verse takes place 10 years after the last villager from the Pokemon who took her in [a Ninetales] dies. Basically it’s 1010 years later from my main verse.

After appointing a new leader for the village, Psyche began wandering the earth in a state of deep depression and so she might process things. She has not used her telepathic voice to communicate with any creature since then, letting her actions speak instead. 

Speaking of actions; Psyche is MUCH more volatile in this verse, due to the fact that she has literally outlived her entire surrogate family. However unlike her main verse self she is confident enough in her abilities to battle Pokemon and not accidentally kill them. Additionally since she refuses to speak, all her efforts are put towards battling other legendary or mythical Pocket Monsters. If they are actively being a threat to innocent, wild Pokemon she will give them no warning and immediately strike them. Here’s a list categorizing each legendary and how likely they would be at being fought with or defeated. Now these battles typically are not going to be a “kill or be killed” scenario, as Psyche will be inclined to simply knock them unconscious so that they can have a chance to be humbled from their defeat. It’s in no particular order and y’all can plot this out with me if you want so here it is. 

Legendary/mythical Pokemon that will most likely be defeated by Psyche and based on canon material will probably give her a solid reason for doing so due to them being frankly shady:

A. Kyogre and Groudon  B. ALL the Tapu C. Tornadus and Thundurous D. Darkrai  E. The Legendary Birds [both normal and Galarian] F. Mew *pensive*

Legendary/mythical Pokemon that Psyche will likely have no reason to fight, but have a high chance of still being beaten by her should they goad her wrath:

A. Meloetta B. Celebi C. Jirachi D. Deoxys  E. Manaphy and Phione  F. Shaymin G. Genesect H. Victini  I. Keldeo J. Diancie K. Hoopa L. Volcanion M. Magearna N. Marshadow O. Zeraora P. Meltan and Melmetal  Q. Zarude R. Legendary Beasts S. Legendary titans  T. Eon Duo U. Lake Guardians  V. Cresselia W. Heatran X. Regigigas Y. Swords of Justice  Z. Landorus AA. Tao Trio BB. Aura Trio CC. The Type: Null line DD. Cosmog and Cosmoem EE. Lunala and Solgaleo FF. Zacian and Zamazenta  GG. Calyrex and his steeds HH. Eternatus  II. Regieleki and Regidrago

Legendary/mythical Pokemon that she still has the potential to win against, but handling them will pose a challenge:

A. Arceus B. Rayquaza C. Necrozma D. Creation Trio 

I based these off of canon material and og Mewtwo is in an entirely different category all his own, because honestly a battle between them would be 50/50. Plus his character is so complex that depending on how one portrays him they could be best friends or worst enemies in this verse.

Lastly, I have yet to decide if there are going to be any humans in this verse. However if I decide that there are expect her treatment of them to be a smidge more merciless but not beyond seeing reason.